CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

[voice]

2008-12-03T03:44:24Z

...'ow about a little game o' chance, eh, Discedo?

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-11-16T01:54:00

2008-11-16T06:57:32Z

It is ~~required~~ tradition that each new arrival give me something from their pockets.

Go on then.

[voice]

2008-10-03T21:05:50Z

I keep out o' e'eryone's 'air an all I get is a jar o' dirt...again. An' this time there's not even a heart inside. Bloody useless.

[voice | commentlog]

2008-08-26T22:02:19Z

[the communicator clicks on. at first it seems like it might be accidental, judging by the quiet, unintelligible murmuring, but after a few seconds, Jack speaks, and it's obvious that he's already bored.]

..'ow long am I meant t' be doin' this?

[there's a jingling of what sounds like keys, and then a bit of rummaging. pilfering, if you will. might as well make the best of it.]

[ooc: commentlog with ~~Weener Godd~~ Sweeney Todd. Long story short, it's Jack's turn to take watch, and, as they say, you can never trust a pirate. Sweeney is a free man! ...And yes, I did ask and I do have permission to do this. Oh, and even though this is a commentlog, feel free to just..comment in general, I guess.]

[VOICE]

2008-08-01T03:14:12Z

[immediately, there's some very frustrated grumbling, and then the clicking of keys - why yes, that would be the characteristic noise of a keysmash.]

Bloody... useless piece o'..

[three loud taps as the Captain bangs the device against something.]

Bugg-...oh.

[another two taps, but these ones are less violent, and then:]

'ello?

[ooc: I couldn't really think of any other way to describe his absence other than his device thing malfunctioning. Once I get back into the swing of things here, you'll have a more piratey post!]

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-06-29T10:56:00

2008-06-29T14:58:31Z

Before I beat him over his bloody head, I need someone with medical experience to come and...deal with Mister Todd.

...I'll settle for anyone. I've some business to attend to. Five minutes of watching and making sure he doesn't do anything....stupid, is all I ask.

[voice]

2008-06-25T20:11:25Z

bugger what now.

[loud rumbling, and a crash. Jack's hurried footsteps are heard along with the sound of a door opening]

Two seconds. Two seconds of peace is all I ask for--

[he stops, cut off by some growling, which is soon replaced with the sound of an animal in pain, gurging,]

...This is gettin' a bit old, mates.

[a bit louder now]

Anyone still left in the Marshall Apartments, I suggest you get out now b'fore th' rest o' the buildin' falls in on itself.

Elizabeth, where are you?

[voice]

2008-06-15T17:25:16Z

About this...masquerade business you're all goin' on about. I see no valid point in wasting time dancin' when I could be doin' far more important things. My apologies, ladies..an' gen'lemen, for that...strange lot o' you,, but the Captain 'as other priorities. ...Unless there will be rum.

[Filtered to Elizabeth.]

Good as new already, darling.

[/end filter]

[ooc: Jack's been working on a ship...dingy thing in the port...where the sea would be, IF HE WERE LUCKY. Right now, it's just the...spine/base, whatever you want to call it, so...to anyone that hasn't spent some considerable amount of time on a ship probably won't see it as anything other than a mass of...meticulously placed wood. Also, feel free to berate him to tearing up the docks as supplies for said ship.]

[voice]

2008-06-09T14:14:20Z

Elizabeth, darling, could you b--....

[a very low rumbling sound]

What--.

No. No no no no no! Not good! Stop movin'! N--..

[the sound of something creaking, and then what sounds like planks of wood clattering against...other planks of wood. After a few long moments of silence from Jack, he speaks again, his voice sounding strained.]

...Everythin''s...Everythin''s fine. I'll jus'...start over.

[Wood scraping against wood, as if Jack's picking a plank, and then a loud, frustrated shout as he kicks the pile of wood.]

[[ooc: earthquake killed whatever Jack had going for this epic ship of his he's been building. Frustrated!Cabin fever! Jack is frustrated with cabin fever.]]

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-05-29T20:54:00

2008-05-30T00:55:10Z

Balthier, I'd like you to know I acknowledge your position as a Captain.

Only because I feel you're more than a Captain than that other bloke is.

Of course, neither of you compare to me.

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-05-27T10:57:00

2008-05-27T14:58:53Z

Hm. No rain.

Now the work can begin.

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-05-23T17:12:00

2008-05-23T21:14:53Z

I smell wet dog.

[voice]

2008-05-13T02:32:31Z

Enough of this rain an' we'll 'ave a lake. Maybe even an ocean.

If we end up with an ocean, I'll need my ship. 'ell, I'll even settle for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine, or.....whatever it was called.

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-05-02T16:39:00

2008-05-02T20:42:09Z

It seems that it is a little someone's birthday. I believe this calls for a celebration. Drinks all around!

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-04-28T14:57:00

2008-04-28T18:58:50Z

...May the wind fill your sails, darling.

[voice]

2008-04-22T20:32:44Z

Apples, an' a roar that sounds like it could 'ave come from that blasted Kraken?

Is someone tryin' t' tell me something?

Barbossa, if this is your way of letting me know you're 'ere, well-- Thanks for the apple, mate, but where's my ship?

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-04-21T15:46:00

2008-04-21T19:49:31Z

If anyone with the proper qualification finds time to remove a chip or two, please contact me. I'm becoming rather annoyed with it, as it were, and the sooner it's out, the better.

Elizabeth, you'll want to have yours removed as well, I should think.

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-04-13T13:43:00

2008-04-13T17:45:20Z

Seems I'll be needing someone else to remove this chip. Any volunteers?

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-04-12T09:07:00

2008-04-12T13:13:34Z

[filtered from those Sneaky ~~Hobbitses~~ People]

So I've been informed by a lad called...Haseo, I think, about these 'chip'...things, and after a bit of thinking, I've come to suspect some things. I'd like it removed, and as quickly as possible.

For those of you who have have the fortune to have your 'chip' removed...what are the consequences?

Also, I'll want to be speaking to a Mister? Kabuto in the very near future.

bringmyhorizon @ 2008-04-11T18:29:00

2008-04-11T22:31:20Z

Could have been worse, mates.

[voice]

2008-04-09T23:28:08Z

[sound of a sword being drawn]

I've dealt wiv my share o' cannibals, thanks. If this is your idea of population reduction, I've every reason to believe you've all gone completely mad. Unless you've seny 'em 'ere seeking a king. I wouldn' mind it so much if they were lookin' for a k--...

Oh, bugger off! [the sound of flesh being spliced and then run through, and then a thud].

I suggest anyone incapable of holding their own find their way to the rooftops or any higher ground, but be warned. It appears these--

[a pause as he fights off another, and then a loud crack similar to a bone shattering, followed by another thud and a grunt] --...ngh..god damned...--god-forsaken creatures are rather smart. Keep an eye out f'r traps-- shit!

[a gunshot] ...Did you jus' try an' bite me? You just tried to bite me. Well lemme tell you mate--

[the sound of a blade cutting through air and then a garbled groan]

Bitin's for the pleasurable company only.

[a longer pause, hurried footsteps, and the sound of someone screaming can be heard very faintly, the voice female. His footsteps pick up into a run and there's one more scream before it goes silent, and his steps slow. When he speaks again, his voice is quieter.]

...Mister Todd. I suggest you find your daughter and avoid the first floor of the apartments.

[locked from the scientists]

2008-03-26T22:08:58Z

~~Now that that weirdness has been taken care of...~~

To any of you who replied to my request for a crew, I should like to ask you something. It seems that there are quiet a few people here who are equipped with...unusual abilities, traits...magics. All of the above. I'm not entirely sure where or why they are acquiring these voodoos, but I must ask:

Are any of you part of this madness? Are any of you special? If so, I should like to know exactly what you are capable of before we go any further.

[voice]

2008-03-24T20:01:39Z

..If I don't get off this god-forsaken spit of land, I'm goin' to lose me mind an'--

'aven't you already lost it, Ca--...Captain...

What was that you were--...What was that?

..Rabbit, sir.

...Ah, tha's where you're wrong, my boy. That little, furry creature would be dinner.

[quiet footsteps, murmured words, and then the sound of something squealing for a moment before everything goes silent.]

[voice post]

2008-03-12T21:26:24Z

[pacing footsteps]

...We're going to need a distraction. Somethin'-- Somethin' big, unusual-- Somethin' they 'aven't seen before.

Somethin' that'll draw 'em out of their hiding place. One or two of 'em at least.

Once they've left their humble abode, we - we being me an' my crew - determine who out of the lot most desires to find the scientists, sneaky people, buggers who brought us here, et cetera. 'ave them keep their fingers on the compass - can't 'ave them leading us astray, nor will anyone be handling me effects on their own.

Right. So we follow the compass to their cave-- whatever it is they're stayin' in-- an'

Captain, don't you think you're trusting these people a bit too much?

...I wasn' finished, sir.

...Right, sorry Captain.

...What was I sayin'...Ah, right. We find where they're stayin' an'--

You should prob'bly 'ave a backup crew, Cap'n, jus' in case they're stronger than you think.

...Are you implyin' that I would rush in with no form of back-up? No other plan?

N-No sir. C-Captain.

[slow, deliberate footsteps, lower voice, but still Jack's]

Don't I always 'ave a way to escape should something not go to plan?

Well, not-- ...Aye, Captain.

And don't you think I would 'ave already thought to have a back-up plan?

..Aye, Captain.

Aye. Now, if the lot of you would stop interruptin', maybe I could get somewhere.

[more footsteps, followed by quiet muttering, and the transmission ends.]

[ooc: Think of Davy Jones' Locker. Jack has lots of company.]

[voice]

2008-03-04T00:06:35Z

I ask for a monkey an' you give me him?

...I suppose there is a bit of a resemblance. Monkey didn' wear ridiculous wigs, though, nor did 'e clap me in irons - more than once.

I still think the monkey would make better company, but if he's the closest you can get...

Also, I'll be needin' a crew of able-bodied man...or women, if you think yourself..able.

I think I may have a way out.