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CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
02 December 2008 @ 10:30 pm
...'ow about a little game o' chance, eh, Discedo?
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
16 November 2008 @ 01:54 am
It is required tradition that each new arrival give me something from their pockets.

Go on then.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
03 October 2008 @ 05:00 pm
I keep out o' e'eryone's 'air an all I get is a jar o' dirt...again. An' this time there's not even a heart inside. Bloody useless.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
26 August 2008 @ 05:52 pm
[the communicator clicks on. at first it seems like it might be accidental, judging by the quiet, unintelligible murmuring, but after a few seconds, Jack speaks, and it's obvious that he's already bored.]

..'ow long am I meant t' be doin' this?

[there's a jingling of what sounds like keys, and then a bit of rummaging. pilfering, if you will. might as well make the best of it.]

[ooc: commentlog with Weener Godd Sweeney Todd. Long story short, it's Jack's turn to take watch, and, as they say, you can never trust a pirate. Sweeney is a free man! ...And yes, I did ask and I do have permission to do this. Oh, and even though this is a commentlog, feel free to just..comment in general, I guess.]
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
31 July 2008 @ 11:09 pm
[immediately, there's some very frustrated grumbling, and then the clicking of keys - why yes, that would be the characteristic noise of a keysmash.]

Bloody... useless piece o'..

[three loud taps as the Captain bangs the device against something.]

Bugg-...oh.

[another two taps, but these ones are less violent, and then:]

'ello?

[ooc: I couldn't really think of any other way to describe his absence other than his device thing malfunctioning. Once I get back into the swing of things here, you'll have a more piratey post!]
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
29 June 2008 @ 10:56 am
Before I beat him over his bloody head, I need someone with medical experience to come and...deal with Mister Todd.

...I'll settle for anyone. I've some business to attend to. Five minutes of watching and making sure he doesn't do anything....stupid, is all I ask.
 
 
Current Location: Warehouse, Seaport
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
25 June 2008 @ 04:00 pm
bugger what now.

[loud rumbling, and a crash. Jack's hurried footsteps are heard along with the sound of a door opening]

Two seconds. Two seconds of peace is all I ask for--

[he stops, cut off by some growling, which is soon replaced with the sound of an animal in pain, gurging,]


...This is gettin' a bit old, mates.

[a bit louder now]

Anyone still left in the Marshall Apartments, I suggest you get out now b'fore th' rest o' the buildin' falls in on itself.

Elizabeth, where are you?
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
15 June 2008 @ 01:14 pm
About this...masquerade business you're all goin' on about. I see no valid point in wasting time dancin' when I could be doin' far more important things. My apologies, ladies..an' gen'lemen, for that...strange lot o' you,, but the Captain 'as other priorities. ...Unless there will be rum.

[Filtered to Elizabeth.]

Good as new already, darling.

[/end filter]

[ooc: Jack's been working on a ship...dingy thing in the port...where the sea would be, IF HE WERE LUCKY. Right now, it's just the...spine/base, whatever you want to call it, so...to anyone that hasn't spent some considerable amount of time on a ship probably won't see it as anything other than a mass of...meticulously placed wood. Also, feel free to berate him to tearing up the docks as supplies for said ship.]
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
09 June 2008 @ 10:04 am
Elizabeth, darling, could you b--....

[a very low rumbling sound]

What--.

No. No no no
no no! Not good! Stop movin'! N--..

[the sound of something creaking, and then what sounds like planks of wood clattering against...other planks of wood. After a few long moments of silence from Jack, he speaks again, his voice sounding strained.]

...Everythin''s...Everythin''s fine. I'll jus'...start over.

[Wood scraping against wood, as if Jack's picking a plank, and then a loud, frustrated shout as he kicks the pile of wood.]

[[ooc: earthquake killed whatever Jack had going for this epic ship of his he's been building. Frustrated!Cabin fever! Jack is frustrated with cabin fever.]]
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
29 May 2008 @ 08:54 pm
Balthier, I'd like you to know I acknowledge your position as a Captain.

Only because I feel you're more than a Captain than that other bloke is.

Of course, neither of you compare to me.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
27 May 2008 @ 10:57 am
Hm. No rain.

Now the work can begin.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
23 May 2008 @ 05:12 pm
I smell wet dog.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
12 May 2008 @ 10:29 pm
Enough of this rain an' we'll 'ave a lake. Maybe even an ocean.

If we end up with an ocean, I'll need my ship. 'ell, I'll even settle for Davy Jones' Crocodile Machine, or.....whatever it was called.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
02 May 2008 @ 04:39 pm
It seems that it is a little someone's birthday. I believe this calls for a celebration. Drinks all around!
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
28 April 2008 @ 02:57 pm
...May the wind fill your sails, darling.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
22 April 2008 @ 04:28 pm
Apples, an' a roar that sounds like it could 'ave come from that blasted Kraken?

Is someone tryin' t' tell me something?

Barbossa, if this is your way of letting me know you're 'ere, well-- Thanks for the apple, mate, but where's my ship?
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
21 April 2008 @ 03:46 pm
If anyone with the proper qualification finds time to remove a chip or two, please contact me. I'm becoming rather annoyed with it, as it were, and the sooner it's out, the better.

Elizabeth, you'll want to have yours removed as well, I should think.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
13 April 2008 @ 01:43 pm
Seems I'll be needing someone else to remove this chip. Any volunteers?
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
12 April 2008 @ 09:07 am
[filtered from those Sneaky Hobbitses People]

So I've been informed by a lad called...Haseo, I think, about these 'chip'...things, and after a bit of thinking, I've come to suspect some things. I'd like it removed, and as quickly as possible.

For those of you who have have the fortune to have your 'chip' removed...what are the consequences?

Also, I'll want to be speaking to a Mister? Kabuto in the very near future.
 
 
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
11 April 2008 @ 06:29 pm
Could have been worse, mates.
 
 
 
 

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